Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Confessions of a Serial Kisser


Three Steps to Living your Fantasy!
1. Speak your fantasy
I, Evangeline Bianca Logan want a kiss. One spectacular, heart stopping, life altering crimson kiss.
Okay so i've had very little lip locking experience up till now, but i've got assets...
2. See your fantasy
He sweeps me into his arms, looks lovingly into my eyes; his lips brush against mine, warm tender, full of smoldering passion, and then... Oh, yeah. I can definitely see it.
3. Live your fantasy
That's it?! How????

The self help book made it sound easy, but finding a crimson kisser in the halls of Larkmont High is proving even more difficult than Evangeline imagined. What seem like good kissing prospects turns out to be fish lipped kissers, or misser kissers, or worse - ear lickers. Disgusting! But Evangeline is nost ready to give up. She really needs to believe in love right now. OR at least in the possibility for love. Or- oh, one good kiss isn't too much to ask for, is it?


I didn't really like this book. It wasn't textbook boring, but it was boring enough where i was entitled to skip a few words, sentences, paragraphs, pages here and there. It was like, oh a quest for the perfect kiss. interesting, but then it was like really repetitive and boring. My favorite character was Brody, because he seemed like the only down to earth, normal person. So my opinion of this books is that if you read it, okay, if you were to have a choice between this book and other, i would give the other the benefit of the doubt first, unless it is Generation Undead.

5 comments:

Strawberry said...

Well, talking is faster, but texting is more convenient.

Haha, cool. If I am...well, I'm not. I'd either be loser or outcast. *sigh* Self pity...

Strawberry said...

Well, everyone knows who I am, but I definitely wouldn't be in the top half. Maybe middle bottom? Somewhere between there and the middle.

I don't :)

Strawberry said...

You really don't know? Haha, he's my crush.

I knooooooow! It's so awesome!

Strawberry said...

Haha, I actually didn't pick his name, Nat and Lolo did, cuz he's spicy.

*giggles*

Haha, nice. Some other nicknames I made up are Catman, Frenchie, Mermaid, Silver, Sunny D, Paiste, and Junior. Yours are cooler, though :)

Strawberry said...

Who wouldn't?

Haha, nicknames are fun. My own is Strawberry Shortcake :)